The Awesome Adventures of Misfit!

Okay, I know they've said they're not going to do another DC/Marvel crossover, but you gotta admit, this would be too adorable for words.

A Mini Marvels/Tiny Titans crossover.

Have people seen the Titans preview?

Blimps? Why the hell are there blimps?

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THIS TOTALLY SUCKS! WHY? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?

So the good news? I'm getting my Misfit series. The bad news? JUDD WINICK'S WRITING IT!

It gets worse. The art? Liefield.

Next time you see me, I will have no feet, lots of pouches, and AIDS.

Hey people! Miss me?

You may have noticed I sort of vanished. There isn't really a good reason. I just kinda stopped updating and writing reviews. Am I back now? Maybe. This is just something I do for fun, so I might review, and I might just post random stuff. Like right now? I've really got one important thing on my mind.

The cell phones in Teen Titans...what the hell?

They're so weird! I mean, I guess they're supposed to be Titan Cell Phones, so they're in a T or something, but...that's so awkward! And they wouldn't really fit well in a pocket! It doesn't make sense! Also, if they're in the shape of a T, they should be called communicators or something. And why are they so ugly? Why do they even have communicators like that at all? Don't people usually just have little ear pieces or something? That's seriously uncool.

Okay, I finally decided to screw all those comics I forgot to review and start this week's review early!

( Countdown... )

( Legion of Super-Heroes... )

( Tiny Titans... )

( Gotham Underground... )

( Booster Gold... )

( Bat Lash... )

( Wonder Woman... )

Sean McKeever's Leaving!

I dunno, he could have gotten better. Maybe if he's just focusing on Teen Titans he will stop sucking and go back to being good. Wonder who we'll get now. Gail, you're not too busy with Wonder Woman, are you? Want to take us back? Please?

You may have wondered where I've been for the past week or so. Well, the answer isn't simple. You see, after reading Blue Beetle #23, I asked myself: What Would Ted Kord Do? The answer, of course, was go to KooeyKooeyKooey and build a resort.

I don't want to talk about it. Suffice to say that I really gained a new appreciation for my superpowers. Anyways, I'll probably have a giganto-mega-review up at some point soon.

This week was AWESOME! Mostly. I’d like to call it the week of the living dead. Why? Because, um, there were so many dead characters who were alive?

Also, yes, I'm late, but hey! I put scans in!

( Robin… )

( Booster Gold… )

( Birds of Prey… )

Agh...sorry I'm late. Babs "Miss Gordon's" had me washing dishes all week. I'll do this weeks comics later.

( Bat Lash... )

( Wonder Girl... )

( GA and BC... )

( The Spirit... )

( Green Lantern Corps... )

( Nightwing... )

( Teen Titans Lost Annual... )

Boring week this week. I got only two new things. I liked both the things I got, though.

( Atom... )

( Teen Titans: Year One... )

Now that those two reviews are done, Look! Fanart! neroman drew me reading comics. Isn't that cool?

While I'm on the topic, shananagin took my Chicks of Prey idea and ran with it. Check it out!

I’m back! Happy New Year and all that jazz!

For Christmas, I wanted to go out on missions and get my own series. Or find out why my future evil self is blond. Or get more Misfitarangs.

I got socks. I think Oracle may be evil.

( Green Lantern... )

( Teen Titans Go! )

( The Flash... )

( X-Men: First Class... )

( Teen Titans... )

( Gotham Underground... )

( Blue Beetle... )

Hello, this is Misfit’s guardian. She had a really tough week for several reasons that I am not at liberty to discuss. She asked me to write about her magazines, though. Apparently “like, almost two” people are expecting her to review them.

I would like to first say that these stories are mostly fictional, and we do not actually know anything about the people mentioned. I mean, the idea that Bruce Wayne is Batman? Ridiculous. I’ve met him a few times and he isn’t nearly smart enough. I’ll try to do my best to ignore the glaring inconsistencies and untruths in these comics when I review them, however.

( Birds of Prey... )

( Catwoman... )

( Detective Comics... )

( JLA... )

( Legion of Super-Heroes... )

( Search for Ray Palmer... )

Next week, Misfit will most likely be back. I can’t say I’ll miss doing this. I might have to have a talk with her about the difference between fictional and real first.

I didn’t end up buying Countdown Arena because I flipped through it and it totally sucked. Total yuck deaths. Next week has Justice Riders Diana in it, though, so I might get it. Or at least, you know, look at it. If she dies, I’m going to do something really drastic. Like, write an angry letter, or something.

( Nightwing… )

( Search for Ray Palmer… )

( Wonder Woman… )

( Booster Gold… )

( Wonder Girl… )

( Green Arrow and Black Canary… )

( Bat Lash... )

And now I reopen the entry window, and guess what? My original entry's back! Too bad for it. I'm using this one now. I hate computers.

So I was working on this weeks reviews and let me tell you, I had a lot to say, and then I tried to upload a picture and it all went kablooie. Now my hour or so of work is for nothing. I've lost everything I wrote, and although I'd bet Oracle could get it back somehow, she's too busy to help me with things like this that are CLEARLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN SILLY CRIME THINGS! Point is, reviews this week will probably end up happening tomorrow. Sorry, folks!

This week totally loses the comics prize. Seriously, it was like comics from Hell. I mean, yuck.

I only bought four comics this week. Maybe I missed something good, but I’m not betting on it after what I did get.

( Spider-Man... )

( Robin... )

( Arena... )

( Atom... )

Wow, what a week! Do you have any idea how annoying it is when one of the titles you actually look forward to is sold out? I mean, for the most part, I’ll bounce into this great little comic book store, look at everything that’s new and pick out anything that looks interesting, but there are some titles that I look forward to. Birds of Prey is one for obvious reasons, and Teen Titans. This week, one of my favorite titles, Blue Beetle, was sold out! And the guy told me that they wouldn’t get more for like, two weeks! Yeah, there’s no way I could wait that long. Instead, I decided to bounce to this other comic book store, but I couldn’t get there for a few days, so I haven’t managed to finish reading everything until now.

On the bright side, now the comic store guy knows I like Blue Beetle. He’s good about putting stuff aside if he knows someone who really, really likes it is gonna show up, and I’m pretty sure he knows who I am. I mean, I don’t know how many people show up in the middle of the store in a flash of purplish light and wear a mask, but I kind of doubt it’s a lot.

( Blue Beetle... )

( Jack of Fables... )

( Batman... )

( Gotham Underground... )

( Superman/Batman... )

( X-Men: First Class... )

( Teen Titans... )

( Teen Titans Go! )

Has anyone else seen Enchanted? I saw it, and it was great!

( Movie spoilers! )

So every week when I go to the comic book store, I always pick out way more books than I can actually get, and then I sort of narrow it down and put a bunch of them away. Except this week, I forgot to put Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st Century away. Whoops!

( Tons of cool stuff this week! )


I also got a free preview thingy from Ultimate Marvel. That was fun. I love free stuff.

Anyone else ever read the Artemis Fowl books? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

There's a graphic novel out now, and I read it. The novels are pretty cool, Eoin Colfer writes wicked good characters, and the graphic novel was pretty much the same story with one important difference.

The art sucked.

I've decided that some books should remain books. I liked the entire series more before I saw how the loser who drew this book pictured them.

I’ve got this great idea that I want to pitch to Oracle. Cause, you see, I love Helena and Babs and Zinda and all the rest, but they’re all a little old for me. So I’ve been thinking, on and off, that I should start my own shoot off team!

So where to even begin?

This was a pretty kickin' week. I liked almost everything I got, or at least, liked some of it.

( Mostly a good week. Even if people died. )